Posted 1 hour ago (originally alpackris) + 129,392 notes

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

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Posted 1 hour ago (originally reblog-gif) + 118,884 notes

sextspert:

ridge:

:/

I want all water to be wet

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Posted 2 hours ago (originally ridge) + 53,199 notes

Aren't you black?

ridge:

no im dark white 

image

Posted 2 hours ago (originally ridge) + 346 notes

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

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dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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Posted 6 hours ago (originally anus) + 1,200,907 notes

HOMOPHOBIA DOES NOT EXIST.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING BECAUSE IT NEVER WAS TO BEGIN WITH.

poopflow:

after learning about transphobia and misogyny and etc its so uncomfortable to be around any person thats not educated on these issues in real life  

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Posted 6 hours ago (originally poopflow) + 8,398 notes

No no you're just a small creature living in a big world and I know sometimes it gets difficult but you should learn to accept yourself because no one does you like you do uwu

…I just have nothing good about myself like anyone else. Like, I’m not super smart, my writing isn’t that great.. I have no talents that set me apart or make me feel special. :/

I’m a horrible person and I don’t deserve friends. Or anyone, for that matter. 

I hate myself.

staysafeandaware:

This is Cezar Ghiroltean. Here are some more pictures of him. My friend met him on OkCupid and he seemed like a cool guy. They had mutual unprotected sex. Later, he told her that he wasn’t healthy, but wouldn’t tell her what he had, because she didn’t want to date him. 

If you engage with this person and are thinking about having sex with him, be aware that he has chlamydia and a possibility of other STIs, and actively does not use condoms and neglects to tell whoever he is having sex with about his sexual health status. 

Please signal boost this and stay safe and aware about this person. He is dangerous and if you have had sex with him recently, it is wise to get tested as soon as possible.

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orlyization:

“That guy wasn’t your trainer was he?”

Bertholdt shakes his head without raising it.

“You’re not with Annie are you?”

Again Bertholdt shakes his head ‘no.’

[X] - “No One Knows” by bloodandfluff

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Posted 1 day ago (originally orlyization) + 7,360 notes